(Source: dauntlesschristinas)

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

pocahonturd:

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

If we’re dating, you can have your freedom… You’re not my prisoner. Just stay loyal and be honest. That’s all I ask.
(via icantgrowanewheart)

(Source: shyuk)

spooky-free-booty:

If you smoke we cool
If you don’t we still cool
If you come up to me and blow smoke in my face
I will break your fucking legs

(Source: free-booty)

fullcravings:

Chocolate Ice Cream with Peanut Butter Cookie Dough and Fudge Swirls

filmcrack:

The famous depiction of galloping horses by using coconut shells came about from the purely practical reason that the production simply couldn’t afford real horses.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

via IMDb

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

(Source: gypsymoongoddess)